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Oh Jax!!!!
Day 3 how are you doing?
claire
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Where've you gone? Still hanging in there?
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Erm....why the oops Jax... claire
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yeah well what happened right but yeah but no but i was gonna do reeeeeally well right yeah but no but then then my friend karen shestheonethatsgotherselfapub she says well are you still comin up this weekend and i'm like yeah but no but i was gonna but it would be like sooooooo ruuuude to visit and be like well yeah but no but nothing but doing water and stuff sooo i might not be able to come but then my friend karen shestheonethatsgotherselfapub right would have been welllll upset if i'd have done that so i fort yeah but no but i'm a really nice person right so i'm gonna just wait til next week ok so i dont let my friend karenwhogotherselfapub down this weekend even though if i dont get saturday sorted i wont be doing any drinking anyway but i know my reeeeallly good friend karenwhogotherselfapub will be going to lots of trouble making me reeeallly nice stuff to eat and stuff so thats why i'm gonna start again next week ok right and anyway my next door neighbour who is reeeeaaallly realllly skinny just had botox and she told her husband thats what got her pregnant while he was away and if its a black baby thats just a side effect of having a botox baby and if its not it might be his with really slooooooooow swimming spermy boys......

so whos this friend thats got a pub Jax!! you complete nutter and its pub food so dont get excited......or i might even force myself to cook for you and of course partake in a drinky or 2 or 3....... and dont blame me for the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!

pub food is the BEST...d'you do fat chips?!?!?!

anyhow, you got yourself a night off mate? 'bout time

No i didnt have the night off, i just popped on here when i came up to check on the kids, just finished now and its nearly 1 am yet again and probably up at 6 if i can drag myself out of bed. Was just collecting glasses and stuff tonight tho so not too bad and kareoke was on, actually it was a really good night, everyone joining in and having a laugh.

Yes we do fat chips and curly chips, so you have the choice

Right i am off to bed in a bit. Night (altho you lot are probably all tucked up nicely and snoring away).

Hiya Hun

Can you do me a favour and take a few of your ooooos out of your oops - I can't see who's posted and when on the right hand side of the page

Cheers, Chick

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Well that's just fine!!!!!!! you go off and enjoy yourself while i am left here slaving away for the pittance the NHS calls a wage ALL weekend...don't worry about little ole' me starving herself while you're off with your friendwho'sgotherselfapub..eating loevly pub grub and jumping on bouncy castles when you get tiddly
Can you tell i am a little bit jealous
I suppose you have quite a good excuse..so i'll let you off this time
Claire
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Ps VERY jealous but am VERY tired and have the raging poops

Oh Ails, you are not having a very good time of it...(((big hugs))) is it CD packs?
claire
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The poops is the packs - the tiredness is a combo of the weather and the fact that I work in a portakabin with no fresh air

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Oh poor you...I know how horrible it is to work somewhere and have no fresh air.. the patients always complain when i try and open windows in the ward... and it can be stifling...come on now chicken..it is nearly the weekend (for some of us )
claire
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Cheers, chick