FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more,
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows the answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with big jugs who owns a bar, a Ferrari and a fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a toss.
Amen.
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